i also set them to hard defending, so im hoping thatll even it out a bit. plus who doesnt love seeing their S/CB scoring? and theres a huge difference in stamina usage between hard attacking/defending

ill probably rename rags to riches to everyday items to have that raggedy feeling once i buy some good ole youngens. who wouldnt love to see;
WOODEN RULER (GK) tips it over the bar! amazing save!
BANANA PEEL trips the attacker! yellow card brandished to DISPLAY CASE!
challenge comes in from SCREEN DOOR! he had to succeed as he was the last in defense!
cross comes in from A HAND PURSE! headed out of danger by BOBBLE HEAD!
BEEBEE GUN shoots from all 30 yards! blocked by BRICK HOUSE!
GARDEN SNAIL, with electric pace! LAWN MOWER makes the challenge and clears (*cough*, turbos nemesis)
JUMP ROPES skips past one, then another! nice pass to GOAL POSTS! GOAL!!!! GOAL POSTS scores off the goal posts (funny thing is i think every goals 'off the posts', they all must be very good players, or the goal posts sway a lot)