Goonskies - From Rags to Riches

[littledude072]

=== GOONSKIES ===

With the departure of 4 elder senior citizens approaching, Head Coach Fonzacus decided it was time to make an advancement in the transfer market. Sad it may be but he has just bought one player, David Rozalski. Rozalski (27) is a giant Polish Centre Back with guided missile launchers on his shoulder (aerial defender), let us hope he knows how to use them.

=== RAGS TO RICHES ===

After being scarred away from the transfer market last week, second string waterboy Znofacus (just had to spice it up) made two phenomenal signings. Both El Sayed El Sadat and John Awia are eighteen-year-old Nordgens. It is with great pleasure to announce 'Slippery Banana Peel' and 'Shaky Goal Post' have been discovered with just two tokens each. The unveiling of the pair should come around soon, if no other transfers are deemed needed

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broke on goonskies, and with a terrible league running, out of both the CL and cup, dont think i can buy a youngen again -.-
rags be rich now son, dem be doing good. was disappointed i didnt watch yesterdays match against my 1 only RL friend in the same league, sad thing is he beat me, oh the great shame and dishonor they brought upon me...