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[leddy]

LEDDY FC NEWS

LEDDY FC 3-2 FC HOLLIE, LEDDY win in an epic encounter but have now dropped to 2nd on GD of four, they have scored more than Fabe FC but its FABE FC defense thats put them top..Sheman said" well if we keep in touching distance of FABE FC untill we meet at their place we have a chance with our team. We have beaten our nearest competiton and drawn against Fabe FC so we have nothing to be ashamed in this season so far. Although one of those Banana Splits players Clitz was loooking at would be good"



IN OTHER NEWS

Dingle Twat is to have his first granchild tomorrow as Baby being induced tonight as waters broken (REALLY).

[zJordan]

Congratulations

The Wolf FC team have been discovered stranded on a desert island with polar bears near Fiji, they seem to have eaten team coach (and cousin to Helmet cheese) Face Cheese.

Wolf FC Manager "Things are back to normal, we defeated the island-natives (The Others FC) 44-0, with 32 being scored by striker Craig White. (I really am back, I took some time off)

All players and staff have arrived in Sydney Hospital where they will under-go treatment for madness and nutritional deficiency.

The reserve team that stayed in Wales have managed to keep the team in 4th place by playing in name of their brothers!

Unforunutely three players that had 3 years left on their contacts but wern't very good passed away on the island, entitled "The Wolves Memorial island", Wolf FC beat the island natives 30-0-0. Winning the league consisting of four teams (The Others FC, The French Chick FC, The Polar Bears FC, and Wolf FC)

1. Wolf FC 30-0-0
2. The French Chick FC 28-1-1
3. The Others FC 22-2-6
4. The Polar Bears FC 20-1-9

*Tables may be unaccurate as all Wolf FC-employees individuals suffered to madness.

Wolf FC's management have not been present for a single game this season. Major internal restructuring is going on.

This is the very table in which we sat around with three other investors to create Wolf FC back in May.



This is the current table in which we sit at to discuss Wolf FC, Ltd.



How far we have come, the table in which we name "The Founding Fathers of Wolf FC's Table" is valued at over £3.2 Million because one of the founding fathers pressed so hard it put a mark on the table with his signature.

Current chairman and Manager Jordan White has taken to twitter to state that he is no longer going to be tweeting because he can't help but post what tactic we would be using for the following match allowing our opponents to counter us.

But he did take to speaking with BBC Journalist Fragrance Pizza "I'm happy that Dingle Twat will become a grandfather, It's really a big opportunity in his life. I wouldn't be surprised if we saw another manager temporarily appointed at Leddy FC while dingle deals with baby-helping duties."

All players and staff except captain Ashley Williams and Manager Jordan White will remain in Australia until their health is evaluated at the end of the current Top Eleven football season, then they will hopefully rejoin the senior Squad to battle it out at winning the league. The Others were killed in the after-party by The Polar Bears.

[leddy]

Congratulations

The Wolf FC team have been discovered stranded on a desert island with polar bears near Fiji, they seem to have eaten team coach (and cousin to Helmet cheese) Face Cheese.

Wolf FC Manager "Things are back to normal, we defeated the island-natives (The Others FC) 44-0, with 32 being scored by striker Craig White. (I really am back, I took some time off)

All players and staff have arrived in Sydney Hospital where they will under-go treatment for madness and nutritional deficiency.

The reserve team that stayed in Wales have managed to keep the team in 4th place by playing in name of their brothers!

Unforunutely three players that had 3 years left on their contacts but wern't very good passed away on the island, entitled "The Wolves Memorial island", Wolf FC beat the island natives 30-0-0. Winning the league consisting of four teams (The Others FC, The French Chick FC, The Polar Bears FC, and Wolf FC)

1. Wolf FC 30-0-0
2. The French Chick FC 28-1-1
3. The Others FC 22-2-6
4. The Polar Bears FC 20-1-9

*Tables may be unaccurate as all Wolf FC-employees individuals suffered to madness.

Wolf FC's management have not been present for a single game this season. Major internal restructuring is going on.

This is the very table in which we sat around with three other investors to create Wolf FC back in May.



This is the current table in which we sit at to discuss Wolf FC, Ltd.



How far we have come, the table in which we name "The Founding Fathers of Wolf FC's Table" is valued at over £3.2 Million because one of the founding fathers pressed so hard it put a mark on the table with his signature.

Current chairman and Manager Jordan White has taken to twitter to state that he is no longer going to be tweeting because he can't help but post what tactic we would be using for the following match allowing our opponents to counter us.

But he did take to speaking with BBC Journalist Fragrance Pizza "I'm happy that Dingle Twat will become a grandfather, It's really a big opportunity in his life. I wouldn't be surprised if we saw another manager temporarily appointed at Leddy FC while dingle deals with baby-helping duties."

All players and staff except captain Ashley Williams and Manager Jordan White will remain in Australia until their health is evaluated at the end of the current Top Eleven football season, then they will hopefully rejoin the senior Squad to battle it out at winning the league. The Others were killed in the after-party by The Polar Bears.

GOOD To see you back bro

[Cat Harrison]

Welcome back Jordan!

Super congratulations to "Dingle" on his first grandchild!

[zJordan]

Much of the team have arrived back in Wales after being cleared to play over 20 days early.

Wolf FC have reported seasonal profits of £8Million+, as well as massive publicity, Wolf FC have also announced they will open a resort on "The Wolves Memorial Island" after purchasing the island from former natives "The Others" for an estimated cost of £200,000 GBP.

The Island is one of the largest islands discovered in the past decade. Wolf FC have also declared that they will begin to cut down the numbers of Polar Bear to 100 by capturing 200 and transporting them to a Siberian Polar Bear center.

The Wolf Resort will open by 2014 and plan to add Wolves to the island, tourism is expected to boom in the island.

Wolf FC retain fourth place but are certainly threatening the opposition, Wolf FC have pulled another win!

[leddy]

LEDDY FC NEWS


LEDDY FC LOSE GROUND IN LEAGUE


Dingle Twat snuck out of Uruguay for a day to attend the birth of his grandson, there were no manager in attendance at the matches yesterday and LEDDY FC lose a home game for the first time ever 2-0 to 5th place team.TWAT and SHEMAN said, well its not good as the team on top seems unstoppable but after yesterdays events WHO CARES....we all had to be with little Jack didn't we .

Sheman attended the away game today in the league and annihilated FC BASCO 12-0 to restore some pride in the league.

The home game for the 2nd leg of cup tie has been delayed so everyone can be in attendance, with the game in the balance 1-1 against FC BOTEV PLODEV. LEDDY FC have never made the QF of the cup before so history could be in the making


The last 16 CL draw has pitted russian team FC RUSSIA DA tomorrow against LEDDY.

R. Plant DL will be back in two days after a 17 day recovery..Sheman said..."Thank goodness"

[leddy]

LEDDY FC NEWS

LEDDY FC GET TO QF OF CUP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR HISTORY

Leddy FC 3-0 Botev Plodev, they win 4-1 on agg against level 7 team and now face fellow English team Youngys Boys in qf.

The lads are in Russia for the 1st leg of CL last 16 match later this eve.


R.Plant is back after 17 day injury cut short by one day as 5 health packs in the bank.

Sheman said" we have a fully fit squad for the first time this season"......

[Cat Harrison]

They reran them for awhile too, 'cos I vaguely remember 'em. My sister loved them.

[zJordan]

Wolf FC move up to 3rd position, Manager Jordan White said "This season is about bagging some cash, we're in no way, shape or form interested in winning the cup. We're solely interested in preparations for Level 6, we're going to do good in Level 6, aim to win the league but there is a lot of work to do to bring our team back to the standards it thrived in at Level 3"

I really want to have an interest in Top Eleven, but that other game that ends in a 13 but has two numbers before the 13 to form a year approximately 13 years after the last millennium (hahah) is just to addictive.

[leddy]

LEDDY FC win 3-2 in Russia after going behind twice in the game against FC Russia Da in the 1st leg of CL last 16 game.

Sheman said, "we had a fully fit team for the first time this season against a slightly better team on paper, it was good to poach the win at the end, welcome back Robert Plant"

It was then back on the plane to England for a league game PCF CSKA which Leddy FC won 7-0. Sheman said " where the hell is Dingle, we are still 2nd on gd of 8, having scored more but let in 9".


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Dingle twat is still holled up in a hotel room awaiting to hear if he can leave Uruguay while on Bail.