*reuters* leddy fc news

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Don't say that or the thread will get locked...

I think most peeps want this thread locked so its all ok

[Cat Harrison]

I just don't want innocent eyes to get new vocabulary, you know?

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I just don't want innocent eyes to get new vocabulary, you know?

I know I was shocked and had to ask someone what he was on about

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THE OH MATRON LEDDY FC NEWS

Still no new signings for 3rd season and after a dodgy start LEDDY FC have found their feet, after going into the 2nd leg of Cup game 2-1 down against REAL MADRID of rating 41.8 they headed to the Bernabau and slaughtered nooo slayed Madrid 6-0 in front a crowd of 1000 million peeps.

Twat......" we are not giving up that golden trophy without a fight and wanted to lay a marker down to the rest, I think we did it"

It was then on to The Czech Republic where again they put the other team to the sword in a 7-1 masterclass in bullsh*t tactics to go 2nd in the league.

Today they play top of the table LION FC in an early season clash at Home at The Norma Stitz ground.

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LEDDY FC PROMOTIONS

LEDDY FC are branching out and supplying Cheerleaders for your team, be it male,female or even Megan Sheman we have the person for the job.

Please contact Promotions organiser DD Entendre on

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[Croft Original]

Are you sure you have got the number correct, I have just rung it & all I get is a woman on the other end saying "The number you have dialled is incorrect please try again" (())

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Are you sure you have got the number correct, I have just rung it & all I get is a woman on the other end saying "The number you have dialled is incorrect please try again" (())

Sorry I missed a digit out......after 66666666666666666999999999999999999999 ad a 1

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LEDDY TV ARCHIVES


Manager Dingle Twat has un earthed rare film footage of his mentor the late great Bobby Robson, Dingle was the boot cleaner back in 1986 when England went to the Mexico World Cup. Dingle said "great days cleaning the boots for the boys on that trip, we still haven't forgiven Madonna for the Hand of Clod"

Spitting Image - Football Song - YouTube

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SLY NEWS

Reporter Sam Scoop has said that Dingle Twat is to be lined up sooner than later in a senastional move by Manchester United to replace David Moyes who's team lost to WBA at home for the first time since Bell bottoms, Grease and Disco were all the craze.

TWAT said nothing about this and only talked about the 1-0 home win to go 5 points clear in their Champions league group today.

Sam Scoop is now on his way to Old trafford to try and ask Moyes whats happening ????????

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BORING NEWS

LEDDY FC win 1-0 to go top in top of table clash with LIONS FC, Talisman, captain and top scorer T Peeraer scored the only goal of the match to put LEDDY FC one point ahead.

TWAT said"B*llocks I am of to Manchester United "