*REUTERS*21.21pm


SPANISH CLUBS IN MATCH FIXING SCANDAL


Last years CL finalists LEDDY FC have been knocked out in group stages this time around. They did what they had to do and won by their biggest margin in CL winning 6-0. thus putting them in 2nd place behind already qualified spanish team CD TENERIFE. TENERIFE were at home against another spanish team who now needed a win to pip LEDDY FC. TENERIFE lost their only game of the group 2-1 thus elimanating LEDDY FC.

When looking at the teams, CD TENERIFE fielded their entire reserves, thus making their team less in quality than their opponents.
Manager of LEDDY FC Dingle Twat has been fired..TWAT Said " we are gutted and angry that this has happened ,we should have gone through but the Spanish Amarda clubbed together to shaft us. I have to say though it was our first two games that we drew that has cost us, but it still wrankles as we are out and I have lost my job.

First team coach "Maurice Glib" has been made Caretaker untill the end of the season. Glib said "Music loud and women warm,
I've been kicked around since I was born,
(in a higher octave) But now it's all right, that's okay
You may look the other way"

No news yet on the where abouts of "Helmet Cheese"